Machete Kills (Trailer)

1 Posted by - May 31, 2013 - Movies, Screen Time


Oh hell yes. Danny Trejo is returning to screens as the legendary ex-federale Machete in new flick Machete Kills and he’s bringing some friends with him.

Billed alongisde everybody’s favourite scary Mexican are Mel Gibson, Jessica Alba, Alexa Vega, Michelle Rodriguez, Lady Gaga, Sofia Vergara, Antonio Banderas, Cuba Gooding Jr, and Carlos Estevez… aka Charlie Sheen. There was once a time that this cast would have been way too expensive for a parody grindhouse flick, but these are gloriously self-referential times.

This movie will be madness.